Summer Lovin'

I'm back baby!! Sorry for the delays! I've been back to work and kicking it into high gear to make up for all the days I missed, and all the fines I've built up!
It's also been hard to write on a blog when your entire office makes fun of you for having one!
"I spit on, and rape, your blog Rob! It sucks! I seriously hate you and have slept with your mom you douche!"
"Oh Aaron! Your so funny!"

Anyway, today my office went to BBQ at Binbrook Park! What? Of course I was invited! Did you think I would be sitting at home blogging about if I didn't go...well!
I did go, I don't care what you say!
I arrived at the park, as per my imagination tells me. But we (Me and my girlfriend, Mir (she does too exist!)) arrived about an hour late, but everyone else arrived 2 hours late so it worked out, kinda. We went swimming where I showed off how awesome I am by saving four to eighteen children with my superior CPR skills. Some ladies were like trying to hit on me and ask to take off my shirt (it's so I don't get burned) but I had to tell them my girlfriend was like right in front of them. I mean, those ladies were like trying to hit on me while having Mir DIRECTLY in front of them! It was crazy but she's used to it cause it happens like all the time!
Next I got my good friend Peter (he also exists) to make some sausages. And it wasn't like I didn't know how to use a grill cause my parents never let me because I had a dangerous fascination with fire! No... The sausages were a hit, considering it was a vegan BBQ, but no one asked, so I didn't tell them. I'm sure it's fine.
Next we played the classic card game; ASSHOLE. Except in this rendition, I was always Asshole. Nuts on them though, I spat in their coolers!
Next we played volleyball. I took everyone on and won. I SPIKED THAT BITCH INTO THEIR COURT! I was all like "DAMN!", and dove for the ball. Except the stupid idiots set up the net halfway over the parking lot, so they played on the grass side, and I dove onto asphalt, and badly burned the one side of my whole body. But I had a heat stroke anyway and had to go to the hospital so it all worked out. 2 FOR THE PRICE OF 1!!!

OH YEAH! I challenge anyone who reads this to make fun of my blog. No really! Just leave a comment, your name, address, and a list of fears.

Well, I'm gonna go back to my Star Wars marathon I was watching. Coming up next; Episode 4 bitches!! Yeah!